Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Alagiri,Mamata Banerjee tops list of absentee Cabinet ministers | India highest consumer of heroin in South Asia:says UN...now u know the reason for bunking!!

Meter up: Minimum cab fare hiked to Rs 16 | Cabinet will decide on Re symbol today!!

Actress’ email id hacked | Suspended Mumbai RRB chief arrested.

Kid’s kidnap foiled in Kurla, man held | Autos flout govt diktat, take passengers for a ride!

It’s raining good news this June | Over 1,800 colleges don’t have principals.

Sudden change not fair to SSC students: Principal |  This year, BMC plans to plant over 10K trees!

77% kids faced online evil, parents clueless |  Pak court bans Yahoo, MSN, Google over blasphemy .

Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)