Sunday, April 03, 2011

Poonam Pandey Missing, Desperate India launches "Man-hunt" to "Find her!"

Mumbai Model, Miss Poonam Pandey, who had threatened to do a full Monty if india cricket team wins, switched off her cellphone on Saturday when India won the World Cup. Sources say the 20-year-old model was being inundated with calls from lakhs of people begging her to strip for them.


When Jaggu tracked Miss Pandey, told about overwhelming support for her. she said "All of them are encouraging me. I can bare all wherever i want. It can be inside the dressing room or in the stadium."

She added that "going nude in private with consenting adults for a therapeutic purpose" is not an offence."

Miss.Pandey goes on to add: "I am serious about it, as,  many studies conducted by various universities abroad confirm such performances boost and inspire people to perform better in any field, be it sports or otherwise".

Meanwhile,Wankhede stadium turns into Fortress.

Over 5,000 security personnel will man the stadium making this the biggest security cover for a Individual event.

In related news, Railways to run Extra 5 more trains to wankede stadium.
In an effort to ensure that fans do not suffer overcrowded trains the day of the Action - the railways has announced more five new services for the day.

While the Western Railways has added two trains to its existing 1,210 services, Central Railways has added three trains to its 1,593 services.
"We expect around 15,000 people to commute by trains to Wankhede stadium in Churchgate" said chief "public-relationship" officer. he further added "The train's capacity and schedule will be flexible depending on the mood of Miss Poonam Pandey."

2 comments :

r m said...

"Threatened" or "Promised"? :)

niftyxl said...

rakesh bhai,
promise is always voluntarily fulfilled after completion of the event..here its not the case.. LOL..

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