Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Worth every penny tears

In a surprising turn of events, Income tax officials have conducted search operations on residences of Ekta Kapoor, her father Jitendra and her brother Tusshar Kapoor for possible unaccounted assets, TV channels reported.

A team of over 100 income tax officials swooped down and searched Bollywood producer Ekta Kapoor for her "undeclared unaccounted assets."

Ekta Kapoor is likey to be quizzed by I-T officials later in the day, once the search of the assets is complete.

a not to be named IT officer said "I was wondering. How come its so big!" but instead officials found 100 litres of glycerine meant of consumption for Tv serial actors for daily soap opera.

Meanwhile, in a surprise turnaround, Mallya mam, has paid a month's salaries to his employees.( flackback: The Kingfisher airline has not been paying salary to its employees since May last year, while it had started delaying salaries much before the crisis broke out last October.)

The airline, launched in May 2005 as a gift to Vijay Mallya's son Siddharth on his 18th birthday has never made any profit till today, so in masterstroke plan, Management has decided to adopt tight hemline index approach and sought approval from its employees to revise the (Hemline*) expenditure limit for Kingfisher employees and to authorise its board of directors to take necessary actions in this regard.

*Hemline is the line formed by the lower edge of a garment, such as a skirt, dress or coat, measured from the floor.

the Company has denied that it has trimmed budget for clothing material meant for staff.The crew also hope to take only a small(Bob, Ponytail) haircut from the entire fiasco as they have collateral for good times.

but according to jaggu's unknown sources, Salary payment is done by sacrificing Mallya mam's and his son's monthly pocket money and entertainment and recreational' expenses, he distributed the same as a month's salary to some of his employees.

After hearing this news, Air fares crashed on Tuesday as airlines rolled out never-before offers to lure passengers and fill empty seats, unwilling to go down with a fight, mallya mam's Kingfisher announced a new seat offers, with a six-day sale of 2000 unused plane seats at the lowest possible rate of Rs 1 and louis XIII bottle with it.

Under the offer, customer has buy Louis XIII and extra pay Re.1 for a plane seat.

Meanwhile, Foreign tourists wearing "less clothes" at Goa beaches often blind visitors coming to the state, as they cannot see anything else, a witty Chief Minister Of Goa, Manohar Parrikar said Tuesday.

"Foreign tourists with less clothes brighten things so much that often you do not see anything else," Parrikar said, while making a point about how the overwhelming footprint of tourism in the state, often led visitors to the state to believe that Goa does not have any other "significant assets".

Further allegorising, the chief minister, who is known for his wit, said that just because one does not see the moon and stars during the day, does not mean they aren't there.

"It is just that they are hidden because of the sunlight" Parrikar said.

Foreign tourists wearing beachwear has often been synonymous with media coverage of Goa's beach belt. The state attracts over 2.6 million tourists annually, out of which half a million are foreigners.

Some go for 'Fenny'
Some go for 'Jenny'
Some for beaches 'Sunny'
Trip to Goa worth every Money's'Penny'

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